Top Ten Things To Do The Day After Valentine's Day

Why should February 14th get all of the attention? Here are some things to do the day after Valentine's Day.


1. Water the flowers you receieved. You know that they will probabbly be dead tomorrow, but you just have to take care of them.

2. Find somewhere in your room for the bear he bought you even though you already have ninety nine bears and you really do not have any more room for bears.


3. Buy the candy and flowers that Kroger is selling for half off. While you are at it, buy some cards so you will be ready for next year.

4. Buy what you really wanted him to buy you.


5. Cuss your significant other out because he forgot Valentine's Day (just kidding)

6. Go to the bank (for some people it's payday.)

7. Delete all of the Valentine's Day related spam you received.

8. Sell that gift that you did not really want in an online auction.

9. Look for something to sell related to Valentine's Day so you can make some money next year.


10. Count all of the Valentine's Day cards you received and replace the Christmas cards that were on the mantle with them. (I know some of you still have Christmas cards on your mantle.)

Don't think that V-Day only comes and last once a year... if you do your just fooling yourself.

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So I'm tripp'n.... on how you can truely think that that someone is your friend and they can keep such life changing secrects from you. I know.... I can take as if that person has a right to not let anyone know certain things but when that certain person you called a friend keeps a secrect that is the very important, the very samething that you shared with them it hurts just a little more, and after you asked them with sincerity and they just dog lie to you.

Man this Nelly Furtado song is just for you....

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Never before has so much fabric failed to cover so little of what we desperately don't want to see. Despite wrapping herself in a shower curtain from Bed, Bath and Beyond's brand new ''Jetson'' collection, Courtney Love can't stop the bowling balls bolted onto her chest from attempting to unleash themselves on an unsuspecting public. There aren't many heroes in this world, but the tacky metallic material that valiantly cleaves to the widow Cobain's permanently at-attention cleavage, thus saving us all from painful corneal scarring and brain bleaching, should be commended for making the ultimate sacrifice.

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