I'm Tell'n!!!!!!!!!!!

Never before has so much fabric failed to cover so little of what we desperately don't want to see. Despite wrapping herself in a shower curtain from Bed, Bath and Beyond's brand new ''Jetson'' collection, Courtney Love can't stop the bowling balls bolted onto her chest from attempting to unleash themselves on an unsuspecting public. There aren't many heroes in this world, but the tacky metallic material that valiantly cleaves to the widow Cobain's permanently at-attention cleavage, thus saving us all from painful corneal scarring and brain bleaching, should be commended for making the ultimate sacrifice.

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